Okay, you do not understand the sheer SIZE of this mushroom.
There was one in this exact spot last year, and I have a picture of it as well. This son of a gun is A FOOT ACROSS ALL THE WAY AROUND. It is HUGE.
I have reason to believe this is a chicken mushroom, so named because it tastes exactly like fried chicken and is safe to eat, but I prefer to look at how awesome it is instead of ruining it by munching on it.