jakethesnakeenglish:

captainsnakepants:

“For me, it actually doesn’t have too much kick, but it’d probably send you flying. I don’t want ya to get hurt just because you want my gun. I’ll let you test it out first to see if you really wanna use it, though.”

*BOUNCES EXCITEDLY.*

Lets see… What to test it on?
Well i have had a problem with spiders in the past.
A very large spider to be specific.

“Okay, here, lemme go dig it up.”

Within a few minutes he’s back, the formidable firearm strapped flush to his strong back. It’s every bit as big as he said it was.

“I hope you’re used to heavy lifting.”

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